{"id":3329,"date":"2016-06-03T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-02T22:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/2025\/06\/19\/voltaire-je-suis-flexible-comme-une-anguille-et-vif-comme-un-lezard\/"},"modified":"2025-07-19T09:15:47","modified_gmt":"2025-07-19T07:15:47","slug":"voltaire-je-suis-flexible-comme-une-anguille-et-vif-comme-un-lezard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/voltaire-je-suis-flexible-comme-une-anguille-et-vif-comme-un-lezard\/","title":{"rendered":"Voltaire : \u00ab Je suis flexible comme une anguille et vif comme un l\u00e9zard&#8230; \u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"field-item even\">\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Si\u00e8cle des Lumi\u00e8res, si\u00e8cle de Voltaire. Il y a un certain retour \u00e0 la nature, mais la r\u00e9f\u00e9rence aux animaux annonce la R\u00e9volution et oublie soudain l\u2019humour, m\u00eame chez Voltaire\u00a0! Notre petit bestiaire emprunt\u00e9 \u00e0 la grande Histoire en citations refl\u00e8te cette \u00e9volution.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"citation\"><span class=\"enonce\">\u00ab\u00a0Je suis flexible comme une anguille et vif comme un l\u00e9zard et travaillant toujours comme un \u00e9cureuil.\u00a0\u00bb<span id=\"1014\" class=\"cit-num\">1014<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"auteur\"><span data-href=\"\/auteurs\/francois-marie-arouet-dit-voltaire\"><span class=\"author\"><span class=\"name\"><span class=\"caps\">VOLTAIRE<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span> (1694-1778), Lettre \u00e0 d\u2019Argental, 22\u00a0octobre\u00a01759, <cite>Correspondance<\/cite> (posthume)<\/p>\n<p class=\"source\"><cite>Dictionnaire de fran\u00e7ais Littr\u00e9<\/cite>, au mot \u00ab\u00a0travaillant\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"ressi\">Autoportrait zoologique du sexag\u00e9naire, bien que de sant\u00e9 pr\u00e9caire et sachant se m\u00e9nager, en se refusant tout exc\u00e8s. De son adolescence libertine et frondeuse \u00e0 sa \u00ab\u00a0retraite fr\u00e9n\u00e9tique\u00a0\u00bb, Voltaire d\u00e9borde d\u2019une activit\u00e9 voyageuse, europ\u00e9enne, batailleuse, mondaine, courtisane, \u00e9pistoli\u00e8re, th\u00e9\u00e2trale, politique, \u00e9conomique, scientifique, sociale, agronomique, encyclop\u00e9dique, et naturellement philosophique.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"citation-small\">\u00ab\u00a0Voltaire alors r\u00e9gnait, ce singe de g\u00e9nie<br>Chez l\u2019homme en mission par le diable envoy\u00e9.\u00a0\u00bb<span id=\"1017\" class=\"cit-num\">1017<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"auteur\">Victor <span class=\"caps\">HUGO<\/span> (1802-1885), <em>Les Rayons et les ombres<\/em> (1840)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>L\u2019hommage nuanc\u00e9 s\u2019explique\u00a0: si diff\u00e9rents que soient les deux personnages, si oppos\u00e9e par leur nature m\u00eame, <a href=\"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/victor-hugo-les-siecles-finissent-par-avoir-une-poche-de-fiel\">Victor Hugo<\/a> et Voltaire furent l\u2019un et l\u2019autre \u00e0 l\u2019image de leur\u00a0temps, entr\u00e9s vivants dans la l\u00e9gende apr\u00e8s s\u2019\u00eatre jet\u00e9s dans toutes les luttes.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"citation-small\">\u00ab\u00a0Le monstre est un chien qui aura entendu aboyer quelques chiens et qui aura pris la rage.\u00a0\u00bb<span id=\"1144\" class=\"cit-num\">1144<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"auteur\"><span class=\"caps\">VOLTAIRE<\/span> (1694-1778), Lettre \u00e0 Mme\u00a0de Lutzelbourg, 20\u00a0janvier 1757, <em>Correspondance<\/em> (posthume)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Attentat manqu\u00e9 contre Louis <span class=\"caps\">XV<\/span>. Le \u00ab\u00a0chien\u00a0\u00bb, c\u2019est Damiens, plus fou que r\u00e9gicide, sans doute \u00e9pileptique et simple d\u2019esprit, condamn\u00e9 pour \u00ab\u00a0parricide\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 la s\u00e9rie des supplices jadis inflig\u00e9s \u00e0 Ravaillac (apr\u00e8s la mort d\u2019<a href=\"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/henri-iv-ventre-saint-gris-comment-ne-pas-etre-triste\">Henri <span class=\"caps\">IV<\/span><\/a>). Damiens a servi comme domestique chez plusieurs magistrats du Parlement de Paris, dont certains tr\u00e8s virulents contre le roi. Il se vanta d\u2019avoir voulu donner une le\u00e7on au roi, pour que d\u00e9sormais il obtemp\u00e9r\u00e2t aux remontrances\u2026 La R\u00e9volution se pr\u00e9pare au si\u00e8cle des Lumi\u00e8res et Voltaire est tout, sauf r\u00e9volutionnaire.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"citation-small\">\u00ab\u00a0Le peuple ressemble \u00e0 des b\u0153ufs, \u00e0 qui il faut un aiguillon, un joug, et du foin.\u00a0\u00bb<span id=\"1028\" class=\"cit-num\">1028<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"auteur\"><span class=\"caps\">VOLTAIRE<\/span> (1694-1778), <em>Correspondance<\/em>, 17 avril 1765<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>La m\u00e9taphore est sans \u00e9quivoque\u00a0! Courtis\u00e9 en tous temps par les d\u00e9magogues, en attendant d\u2019\u00eatre divinis\u00e9 par la R\u00e9volution, le peuple est souvent assimil\u00e9 \u00e0 la populace et ouvertement m\u00e9pris\u00e9 par le mondain Voltaire. De tous les philosophes, il n\u2019est pas le plus aristocratique \u2013 compar\u00e9 \u00e0 <a href=\"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/montesquieu-l-n-y-a-point-encore-de-liberte-si\">Montesquieu<\/a>, seigneur de la Br\u00e8de. Mais c\u2019est assur\u00e9ment le moins \u00ab\u00a0peuple\u00a0\u00bb, s\u2019opposant en cela comme en tout \u00e0 Rousseau.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"citation-small\">\u00ab\u00a0La feinte charit\u00e9 du riche n\u2019est en lui qu\u2019un luxe de plus\u00a0; il nourrit les pauvres comme des chiens et des chevaux.\u00a0\u00bb<span id=\"986\" class=\"cit-num\">986<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"auteur\">Jean-Jacques <span class=\"caps\">ROUSSEAU<\/span> (1712-1778), <em>Correspondance<\/em>, \u00e0 M. Moulton<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Humili\u00e9 dans ses divers postes de laquais et gouverneur aupr\u00e8s de ma\u00eetres orgueilleux, <a href=\"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/rousseau-la-nature-a-fait-l-homme-heureux-et-bon-mais\">Rousseau<\/a> parle de ce qu\u2019il sait et que les autres philosophes ignorent \u2013 hormis Diderot qui connut la pauvret\u00e9, avant de vivre en courtisan. Chiens et chevaux sont naturellement associ\u00e9s, signes ext\u00e9rieurs de richesse et de noblesse, au <span class=\"caps\">XVIII<\/span>e s.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"citation-small\">\u00ab\u00a0J\u2019entends toujours demander si les chiens et les chevaux sont las et jamais les hommes.\u00a0\u00bb<span id=\"1116\" class=\"cit-num\">1116<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"auteur\"><span class=\"caps\">LANSMATE<\/span> (<span class=\"caps\">XVIII<\/span>e si\u00e8cle), premier piqueur du roi<\/p>\n<p class=\"source\"><em>M\u00e9moires sur les r\u00e8gnes de Louis\u00a0<span class=\"caps\">XV<\/span> et Louis\u00a0<span class=\"caps\">XVI<\/span> et sur la R\u00e9volution <\/em>(1886), comte Jean-Nicolas Dufort de Cheverny, Robert Saint John de Cr\u00e8vec\u0153ur<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Lors d\u2019une chasse qui a \u00e9puis\u00e9 b\u00eates et gens, Lansmate d\u00e9plore l\u2019insolente sant\u00e9 de Louis\u00a0<span class=\"caps\">XV<\/span>, jointe \u00e0 un \u00e9go\u00efsme certain. L\u2019enfant ch\u00e9tif et plusieurs fois mourant est devenu un sportif infatigable, avant tout grand et bon chasseur, par tous les temps. Ajoutons que son m\u00e9tier de roi l\u2019ennuie et que sa nature m\u00e9lancolique (voire neurasth\u00e9nique) exige toujours plus de divertissements.<\/p>\n<p class=\"ressi\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.histoire-en-citations.fr\/boutique\/volume-4\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/mini4-17.jpg\" alt=\"Si\u00e8cle des Lumi\u00e8res\" title=\"Si\u00e8cle des Lumi\u00e8res\" style=\"margin-left: 10px;margin-right: 10px;float: left\" height=\"201\" width=\"150\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00c0 ce rythme \u2013 4 citations par jour \u2013 les 10 Chroniques de l\u2019Histoire en citations sont \u00e0 vous dans trois ans. Encore trois ans et vous aurez aussi le Dictionnaire. Mais que de temps perdu\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.histoire-en-citations.fr\/boutique\/volume-3\">Faites un tour dans la Boutique<\/a>, feuilletez les 20 premi\u00e8res pages de chaque volume et voyez si \u00e7a vaut le co\u00fbt (4 \u20ac le volume).<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px;text-indent: 20px;width: auto;padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px;text-align: center;font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif;color: #ffffff;position: absolute;opacity: 1;z-index: 8675309;cursor: pointer\">Enregistrer<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px;text-indent: 20px;width: auto;padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px;text-align: center;font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif;color: #ffffff;position: absolute;opacity: 1;z-index: 8675309;cursor: pointer\">Enregistrer<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<style>\r\n        a .cit-num {\r\n            text-decoration: none !important;\r\n            color: inherit !important;\r\n        }\r\n    <\/style>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Si\u00e8cle des Lumi\u00e8res, si\u00e8cle de Voltaire. Il y a un certain retour \u00e0 la nature, mais la r\u00e9f\u00e9rence aux animaux annonce la R\u00e9volution et oublie soudain l\u2019humour, m\u00eame chez Voltaire&nbsp;! Notre petit bestiaire emprunt\u00e9 \u00e0 la grande Histoire en citations refl\u00e8te cette \u00e9volution. \u00ab\u00a0Je suis flexible comme une anguille et vif comme un l\u00e9zard [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11094,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"iawp_total_views":17,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1566],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-citation-du-jour-francois-marie-arouet-dit-voltaire-francois-marie-arouet-dit-voltaire-siecle-des-lumieres"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3331,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3329\/revisions\/3331"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}