{"id":5692,"date":"2018-02-14T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-13T23:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/2025\/06\/23\/montaigne-quand-je-me-joue-a-ma-chatte-qui-sait-si-elle-passe-son-temps-de-moi-plus-que-je-ne-fais-delle\/"},"modified":"2025-07-19T09:17:03","modified_gmt":"2025-07-19T07:17:03","slug":"montaigne-quand-je-me-joue-a-ma-chatte-qui-sait-si-elle-passe-son-temps-de-moi-plus-que-je-ne-fais-delle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/montaigne-quand-je-me-joue-a-ma-chatte-qui-sait-si-elle-passe-son-temps-de-moi-plus-que-je-ne-fais-delle\/","title":{"rendered":"Montaigne : \u00ab\u00a0Quand je me joue \u00e0 ma chatte, qui sait si elle passe son temps de moi plus que je ne fais d\u2019elle\u00a0?\u00a0\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"field-item even\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.fr\/Histoire-du-chat-Mich%C3%A8le-Ressi\/dp\/B077Y2RH78\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1518342030&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=ressi\"><em>L\u2019Histoire du chat<\/em><\/a> donne naturellement une revanche historique au Chat\u00a0n\u00e9glig\u00e9 par <em>l\u2019Histoire en citations<\/em>\u00a0! <\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s un Moyen \u00c2ge particuli\u00e8rement dur au chat noir (mais les hommes peinent aussi \u00e0 survivre), le petit f\u00e9lin commence \u00e0 s\u00e9duire les auteurs et artistes de la Renaissance. Montaigne, chasseur \u00e0 cheval et chiens en meute, apprend \u00e0 aimer cet animal de compagnie.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"citation\"><span class=\"enonce\">\u00ab\u00a0Quand je me joue \u00e0 ma chatte, qui sait si elle passe son temps de moi plus que je ne fais d\u2019elle\u00a0? Nous nous entretenons de singeries r\u00e9ciproques. Si j\u2019ay mon heure de commencer ou de refuser, aussi a elle la sienne.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"auteur\">Montaigne, <em>Essais<\/em> (1580)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/montaigne.jpg\" alt=\"Montaigne\" title=\"Montaigne\" style=\"float: left;margin-left: 10px;margin-right: 10px\" width=\"150\" height=\"229\">La belle s\u2019appelle Madame Vanity. Quand le voyageur a fini de chevaucher pour le plaisir, quand le curiste a renonc\u00e9 aux vains s\u00e9jours en cures thermales contre la gravelle (maladie de la pierre), quand le chasseur revient avec ses chiens en son ch\u00e2teau (de Dordogne), le philosophe regagne sa tour, retrouve sa solitude, sa ch\u00e8re biblioth\u00e8que, son \u00e9critoire \u2013 et sa chatte.<\/p>\n<p>Sur les parchemins de Montaigne, de grands espaces vides intriguaient les ex\u00e9g\u00e8tes. Ils ont fini par comprendre\u00a0: c\u2019est la forme du corps de la chatte qui dormait et que sa plume a contourn\u00e9, plut\u00f4t que de r\u00e9veiller la belle\u00a0! Mahomet avait eu les m\u00eames \u00e9gards pour sa Muezza. <\/p>\n<p>Grand lecteur des classiques grecs et latins red\u00e9couverts \u00e0 la Renaissance, croit-il en la m\u00e9tempsychose ch\u00e8re \u00e0 Pythagore, autrement dit, la transmigration des \u00e2mes immortelles\u00a0? Qui sait\u00a0? Un homme peut se retrouver dans la peau d\u2019un animal et cela fait r\u00e9fl\u00e9chir le sage Montaigne. <\/p>\n<p>Il se voudrait surtout disciple de Plutarque et comme lui v\u00e9g\u00e9tarien \u2013 ce qu\u2019il n\u2019est pas, contrairement \u00e0 ce qu\u2019on dit aujourd\u2019hui pour allonger la liste des illustres pratiquants de ce r\u00e9gime. Il aime trop la viande. Mais il d\u00e9teste la cruaut\u00e9 envers l\u2019animal et culpabilise en tant que chasseur. Notre premier grand humaniste est un homme complexe et l\u2019un des premiers amis du chat, ce myst\u00e8re incarn\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"histoire du chat\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.fr\/Histoire-du-chat-Mich%C3%A8le-Ressi\/dp\/B077Y2RH78\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1518342030&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=ressi\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/histoire_du_chat_0-3.jpg\" alt=\"histoire du chat\" title=\"histoire du chat\" style=\"vertical-align: baseline\" width=\"150\" height=\"202\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>D\u00e9couvrez mon livre <em><a title=\"histoire du chat\" href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.fr\/Histoire-du-chat-Mich%C3%A8le-Ressi\/dp\/B077Y2RH78\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1518342030&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=ressi\" target=\"_blank\">l\u2019Histoire du chat<\/a><\/em>, pour le plaisir de partager l\u2019amour de l\u2019Histoire et la passion du Chat.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<style>\r\n        a .cit-num {\r\n            text-decoration: none !important;\r\n            color: inherit !important;\r\n        }\r\n    <\/style>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u2019Histoire du chat donne naturellement une revanche historique au Chat\u00a0n\u00e9glig\u00e9 par l\u2019Histoire en citations&nbsp;! Apr\u00e8s un Moyen \u00c2ge particuli\u00e8rement dur au chat noir (mais les hommes peinent aussi \u00e0 survivre), le petit f\u00e9lin commence \u00e0 s\u00e9duire les auteurs et artistes de la Renaissance. Montaigne, chasseur \u00e0 cheval et chiens en meute, apprend \u00e0 aimer cet [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10929,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"iawp_total_views":365,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-citation-du-jour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5692","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5692"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5692\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5695,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5692\/revisions\/5695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/histoire-en-citations.fr\/WP\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}